Narwhal? More like GNARWHAL!
I first learned about this majestic creature from Scott Seewhale. It’s a close relative to the Bleuga whale. Its most distinctive characteristic is the large, unicorn like horn protruding from it’s head. This “horn” is actually (typically) the animal’s left incisor tooth that projects from it’s left jaw. In rare instances (approximately 1 in 500) the right incisor will also extend giving the animal the look of having two horns or tusks.
These son of a bitching things can weigh up to 3500 pounds, grow to approximately 25 feet long and have a tusk that extends 10 feet from the front of its face. Sometimes female Narwhals even grow a horn but I suspect they may be ladyboys.
For more information on this fantastic creature, check out their Wikipedia page.
