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I got a lil present for you guys..

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

ferris_bueller

You want the entire soundtrack to Ferris Bueller’s Day Off? Here you go.

After the download you have to add “.rar” to the end of the file name then open it but it’s all there with dialogue from the movie and everything. I’m pretty sure it even has the instrumental version of Let Me Get What I Want which is worth the trouble alone.

You’re welcome.

Krudmart Makes a Porno

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

Forget Jack and Mary or whoever the heck those jerks are. We’re making our own skin flick. It’s gonna be greasy as hell and unleash a tsunami of sensuality.

This is actually a preview of our new ad campaign. It’s gonna be filled with all kinds of sweet smut!

Teeth

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

I’d heard about this when it came out late last year but tonight my friends brought the Teeth dvd home. Apparently vagina dentata is a well established myth created to keep kids from making sex. It’s not ineffective. This shit’s got me not feeling so bad about not getting any in May.

I can’t say thumbs up or down yet but Jon and I will definitely have something to talk about at work tomorrow.

[EDIT]
Okay 20 minutes later this movie is fucking AWESOME. Dicks getting bitten off left an right. The Gyno’s finger’s got removed when he fisted the girl gloveless. WOW. Sheer cinematic genius. Put this on your Netflix queue pronto.

[EDIT 2]
I’ve just been notified that Greg R Mikhail blogged about this a couple days ago on the Mishka Bloglin. Oh and now the dog ate the dick. Amzazing.

Aluminum Man

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

Last night, after closing up the shop, Jon and I met up with a few friends and went to the premier of Iron Man. I don’t care who you are, that was just about the most perfect going-to-the-movies-movie possible. A non Robert Downey Junior nipple or two could’ve helped but the story line, dialogue, action.. everything was on point.


Regardless of the movie quality, we’d hedged our bets by making Melissa max out her purse with a 12′er of Rocky Mountain Juice. I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to go to the theatre without smuggling booze in again. Good times.

Krudmart the Movie

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

I’ve had the idea kicking around forever and I figure I better start now before I knock someone up and have a kid to take care of and can’t goof around with a video camera anymore.

I’m taking a cue from my heroes at Girl and Chocolate and announcing this thing as “Coming Soon” even though it wont’ be ready for at least a year. Regardless, krudmartthemovie.com was just purchased and we’ll be posting up clips and behind the scenes shots as filming progresses. I’m definitely trying hard for full frontal.